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Mr. Joe Says: "I'm in Love"
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Saturday, March 17, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie - 2012
- Tim and Eric are the two funniest people alive, and this movie is the weirdest movie I have ever seen aside from Star Wars Episode 2. I watched B$M twice and I think this movie gets better the more times you watch it. It does have some pretty nasty bits but I just love these guys and I will love anything they do. The best way I can describe this movie is that it's like a dream a wonderful dream about two buddies who mean well but are probably possessed by the devil. I really don't know what to say, the movie speaks for itself. It's hard to catch in theaters but you can watch it on itunes or amazon.
Mr. Joe Says: " I highly suggest you watch this movie, it's the funniest movie ever made"
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey - 1991
- I used to rent this movie a lot when I was younger, and somewhere along life's dusty trail I sort of forgot how completely incredible this movie is! I like BOGUS Journey more then EXCEllENt Adventure! which is crazy because excellent adventure ROCKS ASS! But I really like the scenes with Death and I like how they are dead and I just really love where they went with the story. Most of all I just love Bill and Ted, they are just two rock n rollers out to save the world, no bullshit. People have this misconception that Bill and Ted are idiots. They are dead wrong and clearly haven't seen the movies. I heard rumors of a third one coming out soon! Oh and the Kiss song at the end just really kicks ass.
Mr. Joe Says: " PARTY ON DUDES!"
PS: I really regret giving ZooKeeper an A.. what was I thinking, that movie sucked ass, im gonna go change it right now.
The Matrix Reloaded - 2003
- Computers hacking themselves? Not even I will believe that shit. I may not even know what I'm talking about because I was very confused but I really liked the first Matrix compared to this high tech electro music video. The special effects were pretty cool for 2003 probably, but I like to wait almost a decade before giving a movie a chance and the effects don't really hold up. (I don't even care if that last sentence made sense)
Mr. Joe says: "probably cool to watch high on your shit or whatever you smoke, but not very good if you are bitter, lonely, and high strung"
How To Make an American Quilt - 1995
- I was fooled again by that sweet angel face of Winona Ryder. I have no idea who this movie was made for, and the old ladies are just awful, I hope they are all dead by now. Ryder is trying to write some college bullshit paper on women or something and listens to all these really boring stories from these hags. I really regret buying this on DVD without renting it first. But I have paid more for worse movies in my life. (I can't think of any right now. This really sucked)
-Mr. Joe Says: "not even my sick obsession with Winona got me through this movie"
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