Dumb and Dumber - 1994

Grade = A+

-This is one of the funniest movies ever made and anyone who doesn't like this movie needs to die.  It's about two morons who get caught up in this thing...(I'm sure you have seen it, unless you grew up on stupid movies like The Flintstones and Mighty Ducks and you are an idiot)  Daniels and Carrey are perfect together. One of the best movie soundtracks in movie history. From start to finish this film is hilarious, this idiot I know refuses to give this movie a chance, and you know what that's too bad for him, and he is a stupid jackass.  Warning: Do not watch the Unrated version, it sucks huge balls.

-Mr. Joe Says:  "I love this movie, it should receive a special award"

Naqoyqatsi - 2002

Grade = F+

-I really, really love the first film, Koyaanisqatsi (which is by far the hardest title for me to remember) This one Naqoy... or whatever, who cares, this is the third one.  This one sucks balls.  It's an hour and a half of computer generated and effected old videos... I don't even know what to say, this is just stupid.  It's like watching a really long U.S. Army commercial, with nuggets of Olympic footage, and babies.

Mr. Joe Says: "This movie is nothing but trash, just watch the first one"

Knight and Day - 2010

Grade = D+

-I was pretty bored during this film, but to be fair, I was barely even paying attention.  I have seen worse movies.  This is your standard annoying Cameron Diaz screaming and scared while secret agent Tom Cruise shoots people and knocks her out every ten minutes.  No idea why I wanted to see this, this film just kept going and going... so long.

Mr. Joe Says: "Nothing special about this one, except you can really tell how old Cruise and Diaz are becoming, its gross"

The Waterboy - 1998

Grade = F+

-I would rather have my face and genitals ripped off than watch The Waterboy.

Mr. Joe Says: "Maybe just my genitals, I need my face"

Keeping The Faith - 2000

Grade = D

-I think I was imaging this movie to be just like There's Something about Mary, and it was just like There's Something about Mary except not even close to being as funny as There's Something about Mary and Edward Norton is a whiney little loser.  I should have known as soon as I saw that Darma and Greg girl that this movie would suck balls.

Mr. Joe Says: " If someone says, " oh you would like Keeping The Faith" say to them, " No thanks, Im not retarded"

Strangers on a Train - 1951

Grade = C+

- From the poster and description of this movie I set my sights way high and was very excited to watch Strangers on a Train.  But like almost everything in life, it was a little boring and It was hard for me to concentrate or care about what was going on in the movie.  There is a really great scene with a carousel at the end of the movie, that was pretty cool.

Mr. Joe Says: "Someone should remake this movie but with Looney Tunes and in 3D"

True Grit - 2010

Grade = B+

-I really like this movie. This movie good.  Guns and horses.

Mr. Joe Says: "It's no Raising Arizona, but it's still pretty damn good"

Big Fat Liar - 2002

Grade = C+

- Sometimes it's nice to watch really stupid pieces of crap like Big Fat Liar.  It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be and I even laughed a couple times, but all in all this movie sucks hard.

Mr. Joe Says: " I liked this movie more than The Social Network, and it's pretty much the same story"

Walk The Line - 2005

Grade = C

-It has its moments but I kept falling asleep trying to watch this, so I felt like this movie lasted all day.  I'm not a huge Johnny Cash fan so I didn't really care for this movie from the start.  Phoenix was great but I hate Reese Witherspoons stupid face.  I don't know... I can't even really remember this movie, I'd rather watch Walk Hard, that was funnier.

Mr. Joe Says: "A movie that only Johnny Cash could really love, and only if he was really drunk"

The Social Network - 2010

Grade = C

- Rich people got even richer, and I sat there for two hours.  I thought this movie was going to be great, because all I heard was that this movie was excellent.  Not only was it just ok, it was boring.  Why do people love this movie?  I think this movie would be better if facebook was made by some loser that was at community college, not so rich assholes at Harvard.  And if Justin Timberlake isn't gay than I am.

Mr. Joe Says: " Not worth my two dollars, you can easily skip this one and watch something more worth while like Mr. Bean movie."