Saturday, January 25, 2014

Captain Phillips - 2013

Grade = D-

- One long boring drawn out pile of bullshit.

Mr. Joe Says: "Tom Hanks is a bitch"

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

The Great Gatsby - 2013

Grade = D-

- Do people actually like Jay Z? are you all fucking dumb?

Mr. Joe Says: "Fuck you Jay Z"

The Apartment - 1960

Grade = A-

-I must be gay, i love this movie

Mr joe says: "yes you are"

Inside Llewyn Davis - 2013

Grade = B+

-Sad loser musician just can't seem to make it in the biz. welcome to the club you whiny bitch.

Mr. Joe Says: "I loved it, but I'm a pussy"

Her - 2014

Grade = B+

-After that stupid Where the wild things are movie, Spike makes a really good film. I'm sure every dickhead in Long Beach will be drooling over this movie all year.

Mr joe says: "yeah good"

The Bling Ring - 2013

Grade = F

-Not even emma watsons ass can save this piece of shit.  Tons of really fucking dumb rap music as well.  I can't believe i rented this.  Sad part is I know girls that actually act and talk like these dumb bitches"

Mr. Joe say: "skip this stupid fucking boring movie"