Judge Dredd - 1995

Grade = C+

- Somebody spent a lot of money on this movie, I guess it looks pretty cool and I was impressed with all the special effects... oh who cares, I'm depressed.  Who cares about movies...

Mr. Joe says: " It's worth watching once... I guess, I don't care"

Rocky Balboa - 2006

Grade = B

-  If you are a Jackass (which you are) then you will love this movie.  It's just one of those movies that is really easy to watch and before you know it the movie is over and you feel good about life and don't wanna kill yourself as much until you watch something like Gangs of New York and then you just feel like cutting your own throat because Cameron Diaz is a frog.

Mr. Jose says: " es muy guapo"

Evil Dead II - 1987

Grade = A-

-  Where has this movie been all my life?  I don't usually like horror movies but I wouldn't even consider this horror, Evil Dead 2 is JUST INSANITY!  I loved this movie and I had such a great time watching it.  This movie is like one big monster party.  Very funny and different then most bullshit movies I watch like Gangs of New York...

Mr. Joe Says: "YOU must watch this movie, it is great"

Gangs of New York - 2002

Grade = C +

-  Just another movie that thinks it's better than it actually is.  To be honest I didn't even finish watching it...  but that's not my fault.  Maybe I just don't like Irish people's accents.  Maybe I just hate Cameron Diaz's ugly face.  This movie just wasn't doing it for me, and what's up with the weird guitars during that first battle scene.  it's stupid...

Mr. Joe Says: " Yeah I didn't even watch the whole thing, but I don't need to...  I remembered why I never watched this movie, because there are so many other better movies to watch, like phantom menace in 3d"

Total Recall - 2012

Grade = F+

-  Total Piece of shit.

Mr. Joe says:  "  they took out everything awesome about the original film and replaced it with some slutty whores from seventh heaven.  Go and watch the original Total Recall, it will blow your mind."

Lethal Weapon - 1987

Grade = B

-  2 cops, one is a black guy who loves his family and the other one is a white dude with no reason to live and a devilish sense of humor.  that's all you really need to know, oh and this movie kicks major Ass.  they should make a sequel!

Mr. Joe says:  "  Lethal Weapon could maybe be the greatest movie ever made probably not tho"

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 2004

Grade = B+

-  I watched this movie a long time ago and I remember not liking it very much or caring about it.  Now that I am a lonely nasty man, this movie makes so much more wonderful sense to me.  I was on the verge of crying, but it could have been my medication.  Anyway, Jim carrey is erasing his brain to forget some crazy ass lover he used to know.

Mr. Joe Says:  "very strange beautiful movie that you have probably already seen, try again if you didn't like it, movie is better to watch if you are one sad MF."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 1998

Grade = B

-One weird ass movie.  This film is not only for drug fueled assholes, it's also a ton of fun for assholes like you and me.

Mr. Joe says:  "Very much worth watching and a very beautiful movie,  probably better if viewed on drugs, but everyone knows that already."

There Will Be Blood - 2007

Grade = B+

-There was blood, not a lot, but there was a good amount of blood.  Tons of symbolic blood.  I really enjoyed this film and i really hated that pumpkin faced preacher boy.

Mr. Joe says:  "Probably should have watched this years ago, but i was busy watching clone wars in 2007."