Wrongfully Accused - 1998

Grade = B-

-This movie is exactly what it looks like.  Just one long spoof on a ton of movies, mainly The Fugitive.  Now normally I am not too into these kind of movies with Leslie Nielson, but than again I like these idiot films sometimes, its good to mix some of these shit movies in with the classics.  Well anyway, this movie is actually pretty hilarious, once you understand that this movie is completely retarded. 

-Mr. Joe says: "you will especially enjoy this one if you get all the movie references, and since I know everything about everything, I really liked this one.  Recommend that you watch the Fugitive before you watch this one, that movie is amazing"

Rambo - 2008

Grade = C+

-The only Rambo really worth watching is First Blood.  This one was pretty great for action, but I just felt a little sick watching it, and after you feel really dirty.  It had exploding heads, heads getting chopped off, people getting stabbed multiple times, but it wasn't fun like the 80's movie gore.  This was just kind of gross.  But if you are in the mood for straight up action this one is for you.  I also hated the mercenaries, they really cheaped out on the actors.

-Mr. Joe says: "If you are into realistic gore aka "a sick bastard" you will like this.  But as for me, I'm going to watch Sleepless in Seattle for the 4th time this week"

Catch 22 - 1970

Grade = D-

- I had pretty high hopes for this movie.  It's a dark comedy set during World War 2, and it has some pretty great actors in it.  But well to make this short, this movie isn't very funny and it really sucks.  It starts off okay and then you just want it over.  It's boring. Not a good war movie, not a funny comedy.

-Mr. Joe Says: "this is stupid, no wonder nobody ever talks about this movie"

Boys - 1996

Grade = B-

-Now if you want to watch something that is like a bad dream, Boys is for you.  Everyone in this movie acts so weird.  Winona Ryder (super Fox) is found by these boys from a boys school and all Lukas Haas wants to do is get her naked but keeps getting interrupted by his idiot friends, just kidding but he secretly is trying to get her naked.  Well John C. Riley is also in this... I don't think I would even watch this movie tho if Ryder wasn't in it.  SO if you are sick like me, then you will probably like this one.  It has some great quotes and scenes. (not really but, some scenes are pretty stupid as hell) 

Mr. Joe Says: "Everyone just acts so weird, Winonangel"

Rise of The Planet of The Apes - 2011

Grade= B

-I am a huge fan of the whole series and I am very happy with this new addition.  It has humor and it has action-packed madness.  The Special effects are very mind blowing (not that it really matters all that much, but wow)  and you really love that fearless chimp leader.  I also loved all the old skool throwbacks from the early films.  I just enjoyed myself throughout the entire movie.  I was worried it would be too serious, or be too cheesy, but it really managed to walk that tight rope.  It even had that little asshole Malfoy from HP in it (I guess that guy was born to play a Dick Head in Hollywood)  James Franco is still a cute little bitch, and the only thing I didn't like about this movie was the girlfriend.  She kind of sucked.

-Mr. Joe says: "Probably the best film of the year, maybe even the best film of the last 5 years.  I am a little biased because I just love apes."

The Thing - 1982

Grade = A

-What in the F***, amazing

-Mr. Joe Says: "Kurt Russell is hairier than ever"

My Blueberry Nights - 2007

Grade= F

-There are two things you should never do.  You should never listen to Ska music and you should never ever watch My Blueberry Nights.  I could not even finish it.  I wanted to kill myself.  It sucks, I think this is the worst movie ever made.

Mr. Joe Says: "Worst piece of shit ever, what was with the blurred slow motion? whoever made this film is an idiot."

The Scout - 1994

Grade = B

-Now the Scout isn't for everyone, No, I mean yes this movie is for everyone.  Albert Brooks is a stressed out loveable loser who is sent to... I don't remember Ecuador or I dont know, somewhere in south America, to find the next big baseball star, so he meets Fraser and he's great and all, but he is also psychotic, just how Fraser is in real life.  well anyways this movie is one of those anytime movies and you watch them and you think wow, I love this movie but you know it kind of sucks a little.  Fraser is just amazing in this.

-Mr. Joe says: " The Scout, yeah watch it if you want"

Cowboys & Aliens - 2011

Grade = C-

-With a name like that I was expecting at least something fun.  But instead I was bored and wondering about other things like "I wonder if the new Planet of the Apes will be any good, it probably wont but I am still gonna see it."  Or "would it be funny if I got completely naked in this theater right now?"  Well I didn't like this movie at all really, I hated everyone in it, and the OC girl isn't that good looking and who really cares about Daniel Craig,  And Harrison Ford hasn't been in anything good since The Jerk, that was him right? he is in the Jerk, that's a Harrison Ford film Right?  With all my hilarious banter aside.  Let's cut to the chase, This movie is shit.  Not the Shit, just plain Shit.

Mr. Joe Says: "The aliens didn't even look cool at all, everything was wrong,  I don't know why I even go to the theater anymore"