Bandslam - 2009

Grade = D

-I could actually feel my balls shrinking as I watched Bandslam.  It also ruined David Bowie for me.  This movie did everything it could to be edgy and cool, like getting Vanessa Hudgens and a really really ugly version of Michael Cera.  This film is definitely made for 12 year old girls, so I figured I would love it, but this was just a little too gay for me.  You just feel bad and embarrassed for everyone who is in this movie.  I can't believe David Bowie was in this, but then again he is old and he probably got a ton of cocaine money for doing it... either way he's an idiot now.

Mr. Joe says: "one word to describe bandslam is "GAY"  that's really all it is, just so incredibly gay"

Me, Myself, and Irene - 2000

Grade =D

-I couldn't even watch the whole thing, but whatever.

-Mr. Joe says:" you could go our whole life without watching this piece of crap, I've probably said that before, but this time I really mean it"

There's Something About Mary - 1998

Grade = A

-This could be the best comedy ever made.  Perfect movie for losers.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Jonathan Richman is even in this"

Platoon - 1986

Grade = A

-I'm a little gay for this movie right now.  It has all that you would want, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, that black guy that's in a lot of movies, explosions and guns.  All that it missing is Kevin James.  The best war film I'd say, it's not boring like most of the other ones.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Willem Dafoe is a little goblin, but I love him"

The Wrestler - 2008

Grade = A-

-Sweaty beefy movie about a washed up wrestler.  Will make you cry probably.  This film is for anyone who had a dream and then did that dream got old and hates there life, but then goes back to there dream or something.

-Mr. Joe Says: " Sad movie, sweaty movie, Marisa Tomei"