Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Bandslam - 2009

Grade = D

-I could actually feel my balls shrinking as I watched Bandslam.  It also ruined David Bowie for me.  This movie did everything it could to be edgy and cool, like getting Vanessa Hudgens and a really really ugly version of Michael Cera.  This film is definitely made for 12 year old girls, so I figured I would love it, but this was just a little too gay for me.  You just feel bad and embarrassed for everyone who is in this movie.  I can't believe David Bowie was in this, but then again he is old and he probably got a ton of cocaine money for doing it... either way he's an idiot now.

Mr. Joe says: "one word to describe bandslam is "GAY"  that's really all it is, just so incredibly gay"

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