Sunday, May 15, 2011

Paul - 2011

Grade = C

-I really thought this movie was going to be special, or at least really really cool.  I liked the beginning but then I slowly just wanted it to be over.  Another reason why I might have just thought this movie was whatever was that sitting directly behind me was laughing his ass off right into my ear.  Until I got up and moved seats all I could think of was, where does this guy live and with what will I kill him with.  And after I moved seats, another guy starts up laughing his mexican lips off... I couldn't believe it, a whole theater full of Assholes, but I should have known because this movie was directed by the guy who made superbad...  I don't think I ever want to go to the theater again.

-Mr. Joe says: "forgettable, but I really liked all the Star Wars references"

Jackie Brown - 1997

Grade = B+

- I haven't been doing these reviews so much anymore but don't worry I've been packing in the movies, or in this case "Fudge packing" in the movies... I'll go ahead and say that Jackie Brown is great... I don't know what to say in these reviews anymore.  I've lost the passion.  I am just repeating myself...  Just watch this movie if you have nothing to do.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Jackie Brown, fun for the whole family."