Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Eighth Grade - 2017

Grade = F

If you enjoy going to the movies and watching some really boring ass retarded garbage than you will love this movie.  It's your standard shy girl learns to be confident by not doing anything at all.  Nothing even happens.  Things begin to happen, but then don't.  The one positive thing about the movie is that the kids in it look like actual kids.

Mr. Joe says: "It sucks, fuck this crap"

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 2017


Grade = F

- One of the crappiest movies I have ever seen.  The two main characters are little shit heads throughout the whole movie.  Rihanna's scene will go down in history as the stupidest shit ever filmed.  It is a movie you will have to see for yourself to realize how completely fucking dumb it is.

Mr. Joe Says: " THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING RETARDED"

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Grade = D-

- Fuck you Megan Fox and fuck whoever made this bullshit.  You killed the love.

mr. joe says: fuck you

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Patton - 1970

Grade = A

- real cool movie, yeah awesome

mr dead

The Aviator - 2004

Grade = B?

- didnt finish the whole thing, it was pretty long but i got the idea.

mr joe died

Stranger Than Paradise - 1984

Grade=B+

 -Really great, whatever

mr joe dead


Down By Law - 1986

Grade = B-

-pretty good i guess, what do i know

Mr. Joe died