Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 2017

Grade = F

- One of the crappiest movies I have ever seen.  The two main characters are little shit heads throughout the whole movie.  Rihanna's scene will go down in history as the stupidest shit ever filmed.  It is a movie you will have to see for yourself to realize how completely fucking dumb it is.

Mr. Joe Says: " THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING RETARDED"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Grade = D-

- Fuck you Megan Fox and fuck whoever made this bullshit.  You killed the love.

mr. joe says: fuck you

Patton - 1970

Grade = A

- real cool movie, yeah awesome

mr dead

The Aviator - 2004

Grade = B?

- didnt finish the whole thing, it was pretty long but i got the idea.

mr joe died

Stranger Than Paradise - 1984

Grade=B+

 -Really great, whatever

mr joe dead

Down By Law - 1986

Grade = B-

-pretty good i guess, what do i know

Mr. Joe died

Captain Phillips - 2013

Grade = D-

- One long boring drawn out pile of bullshit.

Mr. Joe Says: "Tom Hanks is a bitch"