The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - 2013

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Colombiana - 2011

Grade = F

- Fucking Bullshit

Mr. Joe Says: "why do all these shitty action movies have that green filter?"

I Love You, Man - 2009

Grade = C+

- Nothing really happens in this movie other than two gay guys hang out.  But i actually laughed quite a few times, you just have to get over Jason Segel pretending he is cool, and laugh like the ass you are.

Mr. Joe says: " if i was gay i would want sex with Paul Rudd"

Warm Bodies - 2013

Grade = F

-Watched about 20 minutes of this movie and it was way too much.  Fuck this shit and fuck you.

Mr. Joe Says: "Fuck you"

The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 2012

Grade = C+

- I read the book when I was a freshman in high school and then I read it again recently and I guess I like the book a lot, but I don't tell people I like it because it's lame to like the book.  The movie was pretty damn cheesy and really gay.

Mr. Joe Says:  "I could have rented it,  emma watson needs to be more naked in her movies as well"

Django Unchained - 2012

Grade = B+

- At first I thought this was going to be another boring Dickhead movie like Inglorious Bastards, but then the movie got insane and blew my ass apart.  Very Cool.  Leo was amazing.

Mr. Joe Says:  "Makes you hate yourself for being white."

Fist of the North Star - 1986

Grade = B

- Who gives a shit what I think?  Make up your own minds.

Mr. Joe Says: "I don't think I'm gonna write these anymore"