Friday, December 28, 2012

The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 2012

Grade = C+

- I read the book when I was a freshman in high school and then I read it again recently and I guess I like the book a lot, but I don't tell people I like it because it's lame to like the book.  The movie was pretty damn cheesy and really gay.

Mr. Joe Says:  "I could have rented it,  emma watson needs to be more naked in her movies as well"

Django Unchained - 2012

Grade = B+

- At first I thought this was going to be another boring Dickhead movie like Inglorious Bastards, but then the movie got insane and blew my ass apart.  Very Cool.  Leo was amazing.

Mr. Joe Says:  "Makes you hate yourself for being white."

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Fist of the North Star - 1986

Grade = B

- Who gives a shit what I think?  Make up your own minds.

Mr. Joe Says: "I don't think I'm gonna write these anymore"

Monday, October 29, 2012

Army of Darkness - 1992

Grade = C+

- NO where nearly as great as the movie artwork shown above.  I had high hopes for this movie because every one of my stoner friends which was all of my friends loved this movie.  It has some funny moments sometimes but not worth buying it on Blu ray like I did because I probably won't ever watch it again, unless im trippin with some homies big time....

Mr. Joe Says: "Just watch Evil Dead 2, it's much better"

The Thing - 2011

Grade = D

- I don't really remember watching this movie because I was tired and angry.  Right from the start this movie proves to be a washed up shitty version of The 1982 masterpiece.  And Mary Elizabeth Winstead looks like she was put through a Drying Machine.  This movie pretends to be a prequel but it's really just a piece of dick remake.

-Mr. Joe Says:  " Not worth your precious ass time"

Friday, September 14, 2012

Judge Dredd - 1995

Grade = C+

- Somebody spent a lot of money on this movie, I guess it looks pretty cool and I was impressed with all the special effects... oh who cares, I'm depressed.  Who cares about movies...

Mr. Joe says: " It's worth watching once... I guess, I don't care"

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Rocky Balboa - 2006

Grade = B

-  If you are a Jackass (which you are) then you will love this movie.  It's just one of those movies that is really easy to watch and before you know it the movie is over and you feel good about life and don't wanna kill yourself as much until you watch something like Gangs of New York and then you just feel like cutting your own throat because Cameron Diaz is a frog.

Mr. Jose says: " es muy guapo"