Army of Darkness - 1992

Grade = C+

- NO where nearly as great as the movie artwork shown above.  I had high hopes for this movie because every one of my stoner friends which was all of my friends loved this movie.  It has some funny moments sometimes but not worth buying it on Blu ray like I did because I probably won't ever watch it again, unless im trippin with some homies big time....

Mr. Joe Says: "Just watch Evil Dead 2, it's much better"

The Thing - 2011

Grade = D

- I don't really remember watching this movie because I was tired and angry.  Right from the start this movie proves to be a washed up shitty version of The 1982 masterpiece.  And Mary Elizabeth Winstead looks like she was put through a Drying Machine.  This movie pretends to be a prequel but it's really just a piece of dick remake.

-Mr. Joe Says:  " Not worth your precious ass time"

Judge Dredd - 1995

Grade = C+

- Somebody spent a lot of money on this movie, I guess it looks pretty cool and I was impressed with all the special effects... oh who cares, I'm depressed.  Who cares about movies...

Mr. Joe says: " It's worth watching once... I guess, I don't care"

Rocky Balboa - 2006

Grade = B

-  If you are a Jackass (which you are) then you will love this movie.  It's just one of those movies that is really easy to watch and before you know it the movie is over and you feel good about life and don't wanna kill yourself as much until you watch something like Gangs of New York and then you just feel like cutting your own throat because Cameron Diaz is a frog.

Mr. Jose says: " es muy guapo"

Evil Dead II - 1987

Grade = A-

-  Where has this movie been all my life?  I don't usually like horror movies but I wouldn't even consider this horror, Evil Dead 2 is JUST INSANITY!  I loved this movie and I had such a great time watching it.  This movie is like one big monster party.  Very funny and different then most bullshit movies I watch like Gangs of New York...

Mr. Joe Says: "YOU must watch this movie, it is great"

Gangs of New York - 2002

Grade = C +

-  Just another movie that thinks it's better than it actually is.  To be honest I didn't even finish watching it...  but that's not my fault.  Maybe I just don't like Irish people's accents.  Maybe I just hate Cameron Diaz's ugly face.  This movie just wasn't doing it for me, and what's up with the weird guitars during that first battle scene.  it's stupid...

Mr. Joe Says: " Yeah I didn't even watch the whole thing, but I don't need to...  I remembered why I never watched this movie, because there are so many other better movies to watch, like phantom menace in 3d"

Total Recall - 2012

Grade = F+

-  Total Piece of shit.

Mr. Joe says:  "  they took out everything awesome about the original film and replaced it with some slutty whores from seventh heaven.  Go and watch the original Total Recall, it will blow your mind."