Tower Heist - 2011

Grade = D

-It sucks

Mr. Joe says: "Not very funny, kind of loud. sucks."

**200th Review** Raising Arizona - 1987

Grade = B+

-Nicholas Cage really isn't as bad as everyone seems to tell me, and people who don't appreciate him haven't seen Raising Arizona.  This movie is like an apple pie from Mcdonalds, it's always nice to eat a Mcdonalds Apple Pie just as it is always nice to lay down, relax and watch Raising Arizona.  If you don't know anything about this movie let me elaborate (I mean this is the 200th review and all)  Nice guy Cage is a Liquor store robber who can't seem to keep himself out of Jail, where he meets cop woman, then they well you know, but want baby, and well, you should just rent this one and watch it, Its by those two idiot Coen brothers who made a couple good movies and everyone wants sex with them, anyway This one is great, don't be foolish.

-Well I hope you enjoyed the 200th review, What a let down huh? well I have a story, I was once flying home on an airplane and I was very depressed and noticeably anxious,  A strange woman I was sitting next to decided to strike a conversation up with me (later I realized that I think she was distracting me from the Hell of flying on an airplane) After I confided in a complete strange, She said, "Relax, Part of growing up is letting people down"

-Well isn't that something? Good Advice right? I think, I live by that now.

-Long live Filmgravy! see you at the 300th review special


Mr. Joe

 click here for a fan video of a great scene from Raising Arizona

One Fine Day - 1996

Grade = B

-Oh shut up, you know you love this movie.

Mr. Joe says: "It's rainy and romantic, just like me"

Zookeeper - 2011

Grade = C (Was an A but on second thought, more of a C, on account of it being a shitty movie)

-I don't care what anyone says, Kevin James is in it, so I give it an "A"  it would have gotten an "A+" if it had Brendan Fraser and Sinbad costarring, but hold it there, that one I'll save for my dreams.

Mr. Joe says: "Animals talk, and Adam Sandler is annoying as shit, but hey, at least we don't have to see his face."

Toy Story 2 - 1999

Grade = A

-Now don't get me wrong Toy Story and Toy Story 3 are amazing, but Toy Story 2 is the best in my opinion.  It has the best villain it introduced the superstars like Jesse! well Jesse is a little annoying but she's good and Buzz needed some loving.  It looks perfect, and the nice thing about this movie is that it moves right along, 1 and 3 do that as well but I get too anxious watching 1 and 3 doesn't have Nedry from Jurassic Park.  If you don't believe me watch all 3 again because you have no life and you will like this one best.  That touch up seen is too good ( I know everybody loves that part but that's alright)

Mr. joe says: "I've resorted to reviewing Pixar movies... that's lame. is it? I don't know. did I do one before?"

The School of Rock - 2003

Grade = A

- Jack Black's best film.  As soon as I left the theater I immediately wanted to see this film again.  And after it came out on DVD I watched that bad boy till it was scratched beyond playability.  It's very rare for a comedy (especially with all the complete shit coming out these days) to be actually funny.   Jack Black was born to be this fat rockstar school teacher,  it has everything you would want really.  It could have gone horribly cheese-fantasy (if you know what I mean) but they pulled it off and I'm sure this bad boy will be considered a classic and will be studied at Harvard Film school by assholes.

Mr. Joe Says: " The kids are great,  Jack Block (I like to say Block instead of Black) was great.  Its just great. yeah.  Im sure you've seen this and agree."

Real Life - 1979

 Grade = B

- I didn't know what this was going to be all about but I sure enjoyed this one Maaa Yeahaaw!  I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that.  Albert Brooks plays himself and he is trying to make a movie about a real regular family and he is really egocentric and it's kind of like a documentary but not, so I guess a Mockumentary but not really that either.  It was great tho and I chuckled my little heart out.  If you like Albert Brooks (like I pretend too, and act like I knew about him since before a month ago) then you will like this one.  If you haven't seen his stuff, don't worry it's ok, but its really good.

Mr. Joe Says: "these reviews are getting a little creepy I feel?"