Paul - 2011

Grade = C

-I really thought this movie was going to be special, or at least really really cool.  I liked the beginning but then I slowly just wanted it to be over.  Another reason why I might have just thought this movie was whatever was that sitting directly behind me was laughing his ass off right into my ear.  Until I got up and moved seats all I could think of was, where does this guy live and with what will I kill him with.  And after I moved seats, another guy starts up laughing his mexican lips off... I couldn't believe it, a whole theater full of Assholes, but I should have known because this movie was directed by the guy who made superbad...  I don't think I ever want to go to the theater again.

-Mr. Joe says: "forgettable, but I really liked all the Star Wars references"

Jackie Brown - 1997

Grade = B+

- I haven't been doing these reviews so much anymore but don't worry I've been packing in the movies, or in this case "Fudge packing" in the movies... I'll go ahead and say that Jackie Brown is great... I don't know what to say in these reviews anymore.  I've lost the passion.  I am just repeating myself...  Just watch this movie if you have nothing to do.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Jackie Brown, fun for the whole family."

Bandslam - 2009

Grade = D

-I could actually feel my balls shrinking as I watched Bandslam.  It also ruined David Bowie for me.  This movie did everything it could to be edgy and cool, like getting Vanessa Hudgens and a really really ugly version of Michael Cera.  This film is definitely made for 12 year old girls, so I figured I would love it, but this was just a little too gay for me.  You just feel bad and embarrassed for everyone who is in this movie.  I can't believe David Bowie was in this, but then again he is old and he probably got a ton of cocaine money for doing it... either way he's an idiot now.

Mr. Joe says: "one word to describe bandslam is "GAY"  that's really all it is, just so incredibly gay"

Me, Myself, and Irene - 2000

Grade =D

-I couldn't even watch the whole thing, but whatever.

-Mr. Joe says:" you could go our whole life without watching this piece of crap, I've probably said that before, but this time I really mean it"

There's Something About Mary - 1998

Grade = A

-This could be the best comedy ever made.  Perfect movie for losers.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Jonathan Richman is even in this"

Platoon - 1986

Grade = A

-I'm a little gay for this movie right now.  It has all that you would want, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, that black guy that's in a lot of movies, explosions and guns.  All that it missing is Kevin James.  The best war film I'd say, it's not boring like most of the other ones.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Willem Dafoe is a little goblin, but I love him"

The Wrestler - 2008

Grade = A-

-Sweaty beefy movie about a washed up wrestler.  Will make you cry probably.  This film is for anyone who had a dream and then did that dream got old and hates there life, but then goes back to there dream or something.

-Mr. Joe Says: " Sad movie, sweaty movie, Marisa Tomei"