Kingpin - 1996

Grade = B

-This film was about over-coming being a loser so I really enjoyed it.  Harrelson plays Munson the 1979 state champion bowler who loses his hand and whatever who cares...  Very funny film about Bowling and Bill Murray is great... Super great.. I've lost all passion for film reviewing.

Mr. Joe Says: "It's great, super great"

Rango - 2011

Grade = A

-This film was so weird, so F***ing weird.  I feel like the devil himself made this movie.  Is this for kids? Who was this movie made for?  I never wanted a drink of water more in my life then when I was watching Rango, and I hate water. Water is for losers who like running and exercise.

Mr. Joe Says: "toddler Acid trip movie"

Paul Blart: Mall Cop - 2009

Grade = C+

-Kevin James plays Paul Blart, the nice, stupid, lonely Mall Cop.  I think I like this movie just because I feel it knows it is pretty crappy.  Does this make sense?  Or maybe I expected this movie to be just what it is?  Well either way, I sort of kind of like watching this movie, but I have the King Of Queens bias.

-Mr. Joe says: "You could make up your own mind about this movie, but it is at least worth renting and putting on in the background at a party for people who don't want to talk to each other."

Planet of The Apes - 2001

Grade =C- (probably D)

-I first saw this in the theater when I was 11 years old and all I could think was, "Why does this suck f***?"  I just don't understand why this sucks, Tim Burton makes a Planet of the Apes Film, how could that suck? It's like a dream, but the truth is that this movie is just apeshit.

Mr. Joe Says: "Every couple years I watch it anyways, because I just wanna make sure it sucks or maybe it isn't so bad, but it usually sucks"

Sleepless in Seattle - 1993

Grade = B

-Sometimes you just gotta take your shoes off and watch Sleepless In Seattle.  I am a sucker for a lot of these Romantic Comedy or "Fag Movies" and this one sucked me in like a Meg Ryan Vortex.  I don't even like Meg Ryan that much but by the end it doesn't matter, all that matters is THAT THEY FINALLY MEET!! so gay

-Mr. Joe Says: "It's good"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 1986

Grade = A+

-Only a real Dickhead wouldn't like this movie.  Even tho loser jackass nerds quote this movie all the time, don't let it get to you.  It's one of those movies everyone can love.

Mr. Joe Says: "Watching this movie at an early stage in life will result in bad grades, bank fines, and endless years at community college"

You've Got Mail - 1998

Grade = D-

-This movie is a waste.  I tried my best to really get into it, and It is just crap.  This shouldn't have been made.  These two losers email each other and they don't even know that they are book rivals or something and it's really stupid.  Really really stupid.

-Mr. Joe says: "this was a money snatcher if I ever saw one, I'd bet on that"