-This is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. I couldn't believe my eyes. and it was like 2 hours!
Mr. Joe says: "Do not watch this movie, this movie was made for complete assholes. Football players will love it."
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Monday, June 25, 2012
Battleship - 2012
-This is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. I couldn't believe my eyes. and it was like 2 hours!
Mr. Joe says: "Do not watch this movie, this movie was made for complete assholes. Football players will love it."
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Alien - 1979
- I used to think I liked the sequel more than this one, but after watching both again I realized that this one is just pretty damn awesome. Aliens is good as well but it just feels like more of a joke. This one is very creepy and keeps your ass hairs on end. (sorry, I'm a little high) Anyway, this is how sci fi should be.
-Mr. Joe Says: "Sigourney Weaver is insanely smoking Sexy XXX in a curly late 70's early 80's kind of way. This movie just really kicks major asshole."
Prometheus - 2012
- To be fair I was very tired when I watched this and I might have dozed off, because one second there is a guy getting his face melted, then crushed, and then the next second the credits are rolling up. All in all I thought this movie was a big piece of shit. And there weren't any aliens in it... The original Alien is probably Ridley Scott's only film that I like, and Aliens is good as well. This dumbass did make Blade runner so I'm not surprised that this sucked so bad.
-Mr. Joe Says - "It felt more like fantasy gore bullshit, rather than awesome sci fi action."
Friday, May 11, 2012
Shark Tale - 2004
- One stupid piece of shit film. Man I really hate this movie. I hate everything about it.
-Mr. Joe Says: " I bet I would like it a little more if I was black. "
Sunday, April 15, 2012
The Descendants - 2011
- Follow rich bastard Clooney on some adventure through Hawaii with his spoiled idiot kids. It was nice to see Hawaii I guess. I got bored, and just wanted it over.
-Mr. Joe Says: "I felt nothing during this movie, except a little hungry, I ate Carl's Jr. after, I'd give that a "B"
Hunger Games - 2012
- It's like Running Man, but with kids. It was just your average bag of shit movie (just like running man). I liked the girl but I hated the Zathura dumb ass.
-Mr. Joe Says: "Left me Hungry for something Tasty."
**Bonus review: " I heard my grandmother went to see this movie and was so disgusted she left during the film, so I guess it has some good points, if it made her puke I would have given it at least a B"
Jeff Who Lives At Home - 2011
- This movie zooms up on everybody's face so much and shakes around, I almost threw up all over my expensive Gap Sweater. Watching this movie is like riding a Knott's Berry Farm Roller Coaster, It shakes all over the place, isn't very fun, and leaves you feeling depressed and ripped off.
-Mr. Joe says: " There is a reason you haven't seen this, and it is because it sucks, also I feel the trailer was very misleading, this movie is such a downer. Skip this"
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