First Blood - 1982

Grade = B+

-Where has this film been my whole life??  I was never into the whole Rambo scene for some reason but I finally watched the First Blood and i think it's incredible.  I can't wait to watch Part 2 (wow Im a loser)  John Rambo is a Vietnam Vet who is a killing machine, after some jackass cop bothers him, one thing leads to another and there is an all out war in this little town.  I loved it from start to finish, what an awesome action movie.  I'm ashamed that I didn't watch this when I was 12, It would have blown my fragile mind.

-Mr. Joe Says: " Not a dull moment in this film, It's pretty much Rocky but with a machine gun and a huge Knife, I was a little disappointing that more people weren't killed in this movie but I hear the next one has more than enough kills"

It's Complicated - 2009

Grade = B-

-Now I know that this movie looks real bad, and I used to hate Alec Baldwin more then anything.  But I have grown and i saw some of that movie The Edge and after seeing this I kind of like him in all his greasy glory.  There is something about this movie that makes you kind of at ease and you just can't really stop watching it.  Yeah it's for old lesbian women, but hey that's almost every movie in the theater right now.  Steve Martin was great, Meryl streep is like the rich mother you wish you had, and Alec Baldwin is actually pretty funny.  I can't really explain it but this movie is a good time.

Mr. Joe Says: "I must be gay"

The Family Man - 2000

Grade = D

-What was I thinking when I bought this movie without watching it first? Am I an idiot? sadly yes. but I only paid 3 dollars for it so oh well.  This film is not Excellent, in fact this movie is pretty damn far from excellent, it really really sucks.  I thought at least it would be kind of funny and Cage would act really weird and i would enjoy it on a sick level.  But when a movie is this slow, I just pray for it to end.  By the way the person who said it was excellent was the UPN channel which is long gone, and nobody should listen to anything UPN says.

-Mr. Joe Says: " Another piece of shit I bought from the Mall"

Kelly's Heroes - 1970

Grade = B+

-This movie was great, it had guns, killing, explosions, comedy, and gold.  The classic ingredients of a great film.  The sutherland beard boy is really groovy.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Makes War seem like summer camp"

Bedazzled - 2000

Grade = C

-This is another one I used to rent a lot when I was 11 years old.  Elizabeth Hurley is the devil and she is trying to help Brendan Fraser who plays an annoying idiot loser gain respect and be loved by people and some ugly girl he likes.  Well anyways he is granted 7 wishes and he keeps making these wishes and they go all crazy and Elizabeth HUrley is just a babe throughtout the film.  I don't understand why Brendan Fraser doesn't just get with the Devil, she was much nicer looking then the girl he likes, but oh well.

 -Mr. Joe Says: " I feel this movie could have been so much better than it was but don't get me wrong I like this movie even tho it sucks balls, it has some good points, I just hate it in movies when things don't work out..."

Monkeybone - 2001

Grade = C-

-Alright this film is just so damn weird.  I'm not sure why I rent this every couple of years, but I think that my mind blocks out how incredibly weird this shit is.  After watching The Mummy I wanted to re-live some of my favorites from when I was 11 and 12, so I picked up MonkeyBone, and after watching it I felt very alien and dirty.  This movie is kind of like BeetleJuice but just missing something, it has some pretty cool moments though.  I would check it out just for fun.

-Mr. Joe Says: "This movie is perfect for sick 12 year olds"

The Mummy - 1999

Grade = B (A with Fraser Commentary)

-The Mummy is one of those magical movies that you can't help but just watch all the time.  Brendan Fraser at his all time best and dorkiest.  It has loads of action and humor, and that's all I really want.  And the girl is pretty smoking hot as well.  But I will say I have a strong childhood tie to this movie, and I can understand why someone might think this movie sucks, but I say to them that they are stupid assholes.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Make sure to watch this movie with Brendan Fraser Commentary, it is the funniest thing I have ever heard. made me love the movie ten times more.  It's like watching it with an old crazy Uncle."