Bandslam - 2009

Grade = D

-I could actually feel my balls shrinking as I watched Bandslam.  It also ruined David Bowie for me.  This movie did everything it could to be edgy and cool, like getting Vanessa Hudgens and a really really ugly version of Michael Cera.  This film is definitely made for 12 year old girls, so I figured I would love it, but this was just a little too gay for me.  You just feel bad and embarrassed for everyone who is in this movie.  I can't believe David Bowie was in this, but then again he is old and he probably got a ton of cocaine money for doing it... either way he's an idiot now.

Mr. Joe says: "one word to describe bandslam is "GAY"  that's really all it is, just so incredibly gay"

Me, Myself, and Irene - 2000

Grade =D

-I couldn't even watch the whole thing, but whatever.

-Mr. Joe says:" you could go our whole life without watching this piece of crap, I've probably said that before, but this time I really mean it"

There's Something About Mary - 1998

Grade = A

-This could be the best comedy ever made.  Perfect movie for losers.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Jonathan Richman is even in this"

Platoon - 1986

Grade = A

-I'm a little gay for this movie right now.  It has all that you would want, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, that black guy that's in a lot of movies, explosions and guns.  All that it missing is Kevin James.  The best war film I'd say, it's not boring like most of the other ones.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Willem Dafoe is a little goblin, but I love him"

The Wrestler - 2008

Grade = A-

-Sweaty beefy movie about a washed up wrestler.  Will make you cry probably.  This film is for anyone who had a dream and then did that dream got old and hates there life, but then goes back to there dream or something.

-Mr. Joe Says: " Sad movie, sweaty movie, Marisa Tomei"

Kingpin - 1996

Grade = B

-This film was about over-coming being a loser so I really enjoyed it.  Harrelson plays Munson the 1979 state champion bowler who loses his hand and whatever who cares...  Very funny film about Bowling and Bill Murray is great... Super great.. I've lost all passion for film reviewing.

Mr. Joe Says: "It's great, super great"

Rango - 2011

Grade = A

-This film was so weird, so F***ing weird.  I feel like the devil himself made this movie.  Is this for kids? Who was this movie made for?  I never wanted a drink of water more in my life then when I was watching Rango, and I hate water. Water is for losers who like running and exercise.

Mr. Joe Says: "toddler Acid trip movie"