Breaking Away - 1979

Grade = A+

-I've already reviewed Breaking Away but I don't give a shit and this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.  This movie is such a good time and makes me feel happy.  Every character is so lovable and you just want to hug this film.

-Mr. Joe says: "You owe yourself this movie"

Devil - 2010

Grade = C+

-Not as bad as you think (if you think at all)  It has Ryan's brother from the OC in it!  And my friend met the black guy in it at Jamba Juice.  It's pretty scary, kind of, they are trapped in the elevator and one is the devil, I was wrong with my guess of who was the Devil...  Yeah that's pretty much it.  Worth renting or Illegally Downloading.

-Mr. Joe Says: "It's probably M.Knight's best movie, just kidding it's not, his best movie was The Happening"

Accepted - 2006

Grade = B+

- I remember when this movie came out and I was so against it for some reason and refused to go watch it.  After finally giving this movie a chance I realized that this movie was made for losers like me and maybe if I saw it in 2006 I could have done a little better in school and gone to one of those fake schools like Cal State Fullerton or UC San Diego.  No, it probably wouldn't have made a difference, and what am I even talking about, this movie wasn't about doing well in school, it was about doing bad in school and making your own school, and Universities are for DickHeads i think or something like that.

Mr. Joe Says: " Any movie that makes me feel better about sucking in school is alright with me"

Twilight Zone: The Movie - 1983

Grade = D

- I really love the old show and this movie had pretty good ratings so I figured I would like it.  But it just sucked, I don't really know why.  I think it felt a little like a movie made for TV.  It's split up into four mini movie segments and the first one was ok, the second one sucked, then pretty cool, and then ok again...  I shipped this one as fast as I could back to Netflix. 

-Mr. Joe Says: "It's better to watch the original show, just find some loser who bought all of them on DVD"

Back To School - 1986

Grade = C- (maybe D+)

-I was barely watching this to be honest, I watched it in chucks because I kept getting distracted by buying things on amazon and worrying about changing Bank Accounts.  Rodney Dangerfield plays this wide load millionaire who goes back to college for his son or something and he cheats on all his classes and is a great diver or something.

Mr. Joe Says: "It was a little to "80's Gay" for me"

The Dilemma - 2011

Grade = C

-I only saw this because I am in love with 90's Winona Ryder and I am a King of Queens mindless junkie.  All in all this movie was exactly what I thought it would be,  kind of funny but not really, but at least Winona Ryder was in it, and how come Kevin James isn't in more movies, and is he getting skinnier or fatter I can't tell, and why is Winona Ryder always playing the mean bitch these days.  Well I have no regrets watching this movie but I probably won't watch it again until it comes out on 2 disk dvd and its in the walmart trash dvds.

-Mr. Joe Says: "It's a little long, and more sad than funny"

The Cable Guy - 1996

Grade = B

- Not nearly as bad as everyone says this movie is.  Not only is it really funny, it's also very frightening.  Although if this movie was super popular I probably would hate it because I only like things that everyone hates because I am an asshole.

Mr. Joe Says: "Way better than Yes Man, Yes Man is just the stupidest crap ever"