Eighth Grade - 2017

Grade = F

If you enjoy going to the movies and watching some really boring ass retarded garbage than you will love this movie.  It's your standard shy girl learns to be confident by not doing anything at all.  Nothing even happens.  Things begin to happen, but then don't.  The one positive thing about the movie is that the kids in it look like actual kids.

Mr. Joe says: "It sucks, fuck this crap"

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 2017

Grade = F

- One of the crappiest movies I have ever seen.  The two main characters are little shit heads throughout the whole movie.  Rihanna's scene will go down in history as the stupidest shit ever filmed.  It is a movie you will have to see for yourself to realize how completely fucking dumb it is.

Mr. Joe Says: " THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING RETARDED"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Grade = D-

- Fuck you Megan Fox and fuck whoever made this bullshit.  You killed the love.

mr. joe says: fuck you

Patton - 1970

Grade = A

- real cool movie, yeah awesome

mr dead

The Aviator - 2004

Grade = B?

- didnt finish the whole thing, it was pretty long but i got the idea.

mr joe died

Stranger Than Paradise - 1984

Grade=B+

 -Really great, whatever

mr joe dead

Down By Law - 1986

Grade = B-

-pretty good i guess, what do i know

Mr. Joe died

Captain Phillips - 2013

Grade = D-

- One long boring drawn out pile of bullshit.

Mr. Joe Says: "Tom Hanks is a bitch"

The Great Gatsby - 2013

Grade = D-

- Do people actually like Jay Z? are you all fucking dumb?

Mr. Joe Says: "Fuck you Jay Z"

The Apartment - 1960

Grade = A-

-I must be gay, i love this movie

Mr joe says: "yes you are"

Inside Llewyn Davis - 2013

Grade = B+

-Sad loser musician just can't seem to make it in the biz. welcome to the club you whiny bitch.

Mr. Joe Says: "I loved it, but I'm a pussy"

Her - 2014

Grade = B+

-After that stupid Where the wild things are movie, Spike makes a really good film. I'm sure every dickhead in Long Beach will be drooling over this movie all year.

Mr joe says: "yeah good"

The Bling Ring - 2013

Grade = F

-Not even emma watsons ass can save this piece of shit.  Tons of really fucking dumb rap music as well.  I can't believe i rented this.  Sad part is I know girls that actually act and talk like these dumb bitches"

Mr. Joe say: "skip this stupid fucking boring movie"

Freaks - 1932

Grade = A

- Must be watched.  So great.

Mr. Joe Says: "my new favorite"

Escape From Tomorrow - 2013

Grade = F+

-  Really shitty movie secretly filmed at disneyland.

Mr. Joe says: "complete fucking bullshit"

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - 2013

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Colombiana - 2011

Grade = F

- Fucking Bullshit

Mr. Joe Says: "why do all these shitty action movies have that green filter?"

I Love You, Man - 2009

Grade = C+

- Nothing really happens in this movie other than two gay guys hang out.  But i actually laughed quite a few times, you just have to get over Jason Segel pretending he is cool, and laugh like the ass you are.

Mr. Joe says: " if i was gay i would want sex with Paul Rudd"

Warm Bodies - 2013

Grade = F

-Watched about 20 minutes of this movie and it was way too much.  Fuck this shit and fuck you.

Mr. Joe Says: "Fuck you"

The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 2012

Grade = C+

- I read the book when I was a freshman in high school and then I read it again recently and I guess I like the book a lot, but I don't tell people I like it because it's lame to like the book.  The movie was pretty damn cheesy and really gay.

Mr. Joe Says:  "I could have rented it,  emma watson needs to be more naked in her movies as well"