-This is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. I couldn't believe my eyes. and it was like 2 hours!
Mr. Joe says: "Do not watch this movie, this movie was made for complete assholes. Football players will love it."
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Monday, June 25, 2012
Battleship - 2012
-This is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. I couldn't believe my eyes. and it was like 2 hours!
Mr. Joe says: "Do not watch this movie, this movie was made for complete assholes. Football players will love it."
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Alien - 1979
- I used to think I liked the sequel more than this one, but after watching both again I realized that this one is just pretty damn awesome. Aliens is good as well but it just feels like more of a joke. This one is very creepy and keeps your ass hairs on end. (sorry, I'm a little high) Anyway, this is how sci fi should be.
-Mr. Joe Says: "Sigourney Weaver is insanely smoking Sexy XXX in a curly late 70's early 80's kind of way. This movie just really kicks major asshole."
Prometheus - 2012
- To be fair I was very tired when I watched this and I might have dozed off, because one second there is a guy getting his face melted, then crushed, and then the next second the credits are rolling up. All in all I thought this movie was a big piece of shit. And there weren't any aliens in it... The original Alien is probably Ridley Scott's only film that I like, and Aliens is good as well. This dumbass did make Blade runner so I'm not surprised that this sucked so bad.
-Mr. Joe Says - "It felt more like fantasy gore bullshit, rather than awesome sci fi action."
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