The Descendants - 2011

Grade = C

-  Follow rich bastard Clooney on some adventure through Hawaii with his spoiled idiot kids.  It was nice to see Hawaii I guess.  I got bored, and just wanted it over.

-Mr. Joe Says: "I felt nothing during this movie, except a little hungry, I ate Carl's Jr. after, I'd give that a "B"

Hunger Games - 2012

Grade = C-

-  It's like Running Man, but with kids.  It was just your average bag of shit movie (just like running man).  I liked the girl but I hated the Zathura dumb ass.

-Mr. Joe Says: "Left me Hungry for something Tasty."

**Bonus review: " I heard my grandmother went to see this movie and was so disgusted she left during the film, so I guess it has some good points, if it made her puke I would have given it at least a B"

Jeff Who Lives At Home - 2011

Grade = D

-  This movie zooms up on everybody's face so much and shakes around, I almost threw up all over my expensive Gap Sweater.  Watching this movie is like riding a Knott's Berry Farm Roller Coaster,  It shakes all over the place, isn't very fun, and leaves you feeling depressed and ripped off.

-Mr. Joe says:  " There is a reason you haven't seen this, and it is because it sucks, also I feel the trailer was very misleading, this movie is such a downer.  Skip this"